Joke of the day 20100914 contributed by kyung jin Lee

Four catholic men and a catholic woman were having coffee.

 

The first catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father',"

 

The Second catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 

The Third catholic man says, "My son is a Cardianl. When he enters a room everyone says 'your Eminence'."

 

The fourth catholic man then says, "My son is pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'your holiness'."

 

Since the lone catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well...."

 

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, silm, tall, 38D bust, 24waist and 34 hips. When she walks into a room, people say 'Oh, my God!'."